So yesterday it was 7:30 AM and I was on my way to college. It was snowy but not really snowy but snowy enough for roads to be snowy…Yes I just said snowy four times in a sentence and I am going to college…..Shut up you hypocrites at least I am getting an edmutkation!
ANYYYYYYYYYYYYWAYS…..
I was on the road and I felt my back tires give out from behind and ended up in someone’s yard.
I am fine, but right after this happened I took a sip of my coffee (because it is freaking 7:30 in the morning.)
The judges gave me a 8.5 for missing the street sign at the top, they took off points though for not sticking the landing….stupid Russian judges!
The rest of the story is pretty long and I am not feeling like giving you details so I plan on summing it up.
Tow truck comes, cops come, they say hey your in a yard, cop stops traffic, tow truck starts pulling me out, cop and tow truck man get left and right confused, they get me out, I dance in my head. The end.
The moral of the story is do not go off roading in a ford escort.
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